The PlanetCricket Battrick Sledging Thread

Looking for a friendly btw (lol)

If anyone else is equally unfortunate, I'm not fussed about who plays, I'd just like to get more drop data.
 
Well, I lost to a team I should have trounced rather easily due to a careless error. I had purchased a sensational bowler a few days prior to the match, but forgot to substitute him in for a bowler with a quality primary.

Looking for a friendly btw (lol)

What is your team's name? I'll be needing a friendly this week as well.
 
typical, two nightmare cup draws for the first two rounds.


first round RS (I defended 153, bowling them for 57)

Wozzer Sloggers XI Tom Jones Enthusiasts
Top Order: phenomenal miraculous
Middle Order: proficient remarkable
Lower Order: abysmal worthless
Seam Bowling: exquisite sensational
Spin Bowling: quality masterful
Fielding: competent mediocre


Sunday's opponent has a load of good players, but seems to have been throwing every match for the last season and a half, no idea what to do.


nice yp for the first time in years though makes up for it

Brian Tonge (3789557) shortcut

Brian is a defensive RH Batsman, and a steady RH wrist spin Bowler. He has respectable leadership skills and worthless experience.

He currently has respectable batting form, respectable bowling form and lively fitness.
Plays For: Tom Jones Enthusiasts
Nationality: England
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 10,253
Wages: ?1,799 p/w
Preference: Favours Dusty Pitches
Trait: None
Stamina: mediocre Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: respectable Concentration: respectable
Bowling: respectable Consistency: worthless
Fielding: abysmal

still if only I put the ITS on a bowler. A wristy too ffs.
 
Elites have become a meh for me when I'm producing

McKinnon Parades Baggy Blues
Top Order: sensational elite
Middle Order: masterful masterful
Lower Order: proficient woeful
Seam Bowling: sensational elite
Spin Bowling: exceptional elite
Fielding: proficient competent

:p
 
Syl to soon start fighting with wages and then we will see 'meh elite is nothing' starting to disappear ;)
 

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