The PlanetCricket Battrick Sledging Thread

[Left_Hander]

Give to me sweet sacred bliss

When are the fixtures going to come up for this week? I wanna know who I am going to get smashed by

 

[Griffo]

Off Topic but I just got 5 star on suck my kiss on guitar hero 3 on hard

So how are the comps going to combine, if either spin or briggs dont talk to me ill just run the shield again

 

[Left_Hander]

Off Topic but I just got 5 star on suck my kiss on guitar hero 3 on hard

So how are the comps going to combine, if either spin or briggs dont talk to me ill just run the shield again

I wanna get Guitar Hero 3 :cool:

Combining could be cool, though I would own you.

 

[Griffo]

I would own you like Flea owns his bass, actually i have no idea about your team so what are theyre ratings?

 

[rabbitoh rob]

I am sure it won't be as good as mine

Nah, seriously the more Battrick stories the better and make sure you stick with this. *Sings Suck My Kiss*

I will but, looks like no ones interested, oh well such is life.

 

[Left_Hander]

I would own you like Flea owns his bass, actually i have no idea about your team so what are theyre ratings?

These are my best ratings on GFI:

Mental Blank
Top Order: competent
Middle Order: competent
Lower Order: woeful
Seam Bowling: respectable
Spin Bowling: respectable
Fielding: feeble

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Any BT stories really have to live up to the best one, the only BT story to have won Story of The Month. Now that was a classic...


Anyways, anyone here with a large ground a free week? I need a match.

 

[Griffo]

Zorax I want to do one but cause im working heaps i dont think i have the time to do it to your ability, even though im better at storys

 

[Maxkarter]

You guys have it easy with BT stories now, back in the day we didn't have FC matches to fill the days between training on monday and the league matches on friday. Just think, you had to come up with a fresh space filler every week or everyday. FC games make it child's play

Oh, just don't get bored with it......

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Yup. I had segments for every day without FC! Was a bit mind-numbing coming up with them, and took quite a bit of effort, more than just a match report.

And BT stories to tend to get boring...

 

[Pak_cricketer]

Any BT stories really have to live up to the best one, the only BT story to have won Story of The Month. Now that was a classic...


Anyways, anyone here with a large ground a free week? I need a match.

Right here.

 

[Left_Hander]

Any BT stories really have to live up to the best one, the only BT story to have won Story of The Month. Now that was a classic...


Anyways, anyone here with a large ground a free week? I need a match.

People don't really appreciate the effort with BT stories 100%. Think about it, if you play ICC or Cricket 07 you can take screenies, you can in BT but they aren't as exciting.

 

[Griffo]

Well I think the greatest battrick story ever was just created... if you ask for my unbiased opinion its terrific, plus its written by an award winning writer

http://www.planetcricket.org/forums/showthread.php?t=38741

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Challege issued Zohaib! Be nice

 

[aussie1st]

Prue domination by the Baggy Blues.

Won the toss and batted first

Baggy Blues 3/382 (Masibulele 162 (126), Stubbs 147 (130))
Venus Bay CC 10/62 (Borrowdale 7-27)

Reporter's Summary
Venus Bay CC Baggy Blues
Top Order: woeful respectable
Middle Order: feeble mediocre
Lower Order: worthless worthless
Seam Bowling: abysmal respectable
Spin Bowling: abysmal mediocre
Fielding: woeful woeful
MOTM: Masibulele