The Trevor Jackson Empire (Jog On Avram)

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Jackson in shocking drunk interview!​

Trevor Jackson is once again at the heart of the controversy as he attended a post-match interview, completely drunk. The Chelsea manager was celebrating his team's 1-0 over Rangers and he attended the interview for that match.

He said this whilst holding a bottling a Stella Artois in one hand "F*** you! We won so f*** you! F*** the lot of you! Yeahhh yeahhh. I'm sure you were. I bet you were eating those marshmallows. So f*** you. Duracell lasts longer, much longer."

At this stage, Trevor Jackson turned to one side and threw up all over a reporter. The reporter's name was Arslaan Khalid and he said he would be pressing charges on Trevor Jackson. Not for puking over him though, afterwards Jackson punched him in the face.

Jackson carried on the interview "Rangers nil, Chelsea one. Chelsea one. Chelsea f***ing won! Woooo! Jean-Claude Darche-who? No thanks. I'd rather not eat that banana. Now anyway, who ate my pie? Fat Frank? The fat s***!"

 

[saladguy]

So random, yet so expected

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Player Bio's (Part I):

Name: Petr Cech
Position: Goalkeeper
D.O.B.: 20/5/1982
Size/Weight: 197cm/87kg
Information: Arguably the world's best keeper. Petr Cech has done magnificently since joining Chelsea back in 2004. Cech suffered a huge setback when he was injured in the head. He was forced to wear a helmet on a head as a consequence. Cech still managed to jump back into the first team, and regained his spot among the world's best.

Name: Carlo Cudicini
Position: Goalkeeper
D.O.B.: 6/9/1973
Size/Weight: 188cm/74kg
Information: The veteran keeper joined the Blues in the 99/00 season and was the number 1 keeper until Petr Cech joined the club. Before having to settle for number 2, he won best goalkeeper in 2003. Cudicini is currently sidelined by injury but is likely to return soon.

Name: Paulo Ferraira
Position: Right back
D.O.B.: 18/1/1979
Size/Weight: 182cm/76kg
Information: The Portugal international is currently a back up right back in case Belletti is unavailable. Ferreira joined the club as one of Jose Mourinho's first signings, from Mourinho's former club Porto and has managed to maintain his place throughout. However this season, he is being challenged, and beaten to the spot by Juliano Belletti.

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[saladguy]

Nice to see some player bio's going on here. Good work as usual

 

[Jaztheman]

Paulo Ferraira needs to be sold in my opinion as there are better right backs in the world that could strengthen the squad. I prefer Cudicini over Cech personally, as I really like Cudicini. He's one of my favourite keepers for some reason.

Good update there, Mani, nice little feature.

 

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n00b's update after a while without regular updates.

Chelsea hit by Belletti injury

Sidelined for two weeks.​

Chelsea have been hit by injury of Brazilian right back Juliano Belletti. Belletti has started in every game this season and has been a good asset to the team. Manager, Trevor Jackson, insists that the injury won't hamper Chelsea's chances of winning games and that he has adequate cover.

The 31 year old defender is out for two weeks with a gashed leg. Trevor Jackson replied to the question "How will your team cope without him?" with this "I doubt the injury of Juliano Belletti shall hamper our chances of victory in the upcoming matches where he shall be absent.

I believe we have adequate cover for Belletti within the likes of Paulo Ferreira and even Michael Essien if need be. Our team is beginning to gel together as one and we are playing as a team. There is no need to take drastic measures due to the fact that Belletti is injured.

Players shall be coming in and out of the squad due to injury, if we halt at our positions just because a player is injured, we won't be winning the league in a long time. We can't expect to stop still because one single player is injured. It is a team game.

What? I can use big words..."



The update rules just as much as Man D rules .

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Yea it does :cool:

 

[Dr. Pepper]

n00bs like Zorax suck!

Assistant's report - vs Middlesbrough:

Middlesbrough tend to play a high tempo 4-4-2 game. They attempt to divert the ball towards the wing and attack from there. They prefer to use Sanli Tuncay to get balls through to the front men and more often than not, he can go forward himself.

Middlesbrough don't play a particular passing style. They try to mix it up a bit and surprise the opposition. They benefit from a strong and organised defence and this could prove difficult to break down. We should concentrate on preventing their strikers receiving the ball to the feet as they don't pose much of an aerial threat.

I believe that Sanli Tuncay will be the key man to watch and we should assign an experienced defender to man mark him. He has the ability to be a match winner and we need to stop him before he can cause any problems.

We are fortunate in the sense that Mido, Emmanuel Pogatez and George Boateng will be unavailable due to injury in this match. We are still without Jimmy Bullard, Wayne Bridge, Michael Ballack, Carlo Cudicini and now Juliano Belletti.

The number of injuries seem bad on paper but it shouldn't prove to be a problem for us as we have very adequate cover and the majority are just squad players anyway.

This update rules as much as Man D rules .

 

[m_vaughan]

Paulo Ferraira needs to be sold in my opinion as there are better right backs in the world that could strengthen the squad. I prefer Cudicini over Cech personally, as I really like Cudicini. He's one of my favourite keepers for some reason.

Good update there, Mani, nice little feature.

Cudicini is one my all time favs as well. But have to admit at this moment, Cech is better.

Just browsed through this, and have one word for it..........and thats a secret I'll just keep to myself.