The Trevor Jackson Empire (Jog On Avram)

[Kiko_97]

LOL@JACKSON.
Another tearful display from BBC's Sports Personality of the Year 2009.

 

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Titus Bramble at Chelsea.

The other signings aren't too bad with Jimmy Bullard being very highly rated by myself. I wouldn't rate him high enough for Chelsea, however, and neither do I rate an ageing Michael Owen good enough for Chelsea. Both will have to prove themselves greatly. Titus Bramble though, legend that he is will no doubt score millions of own goals and will have many a blunder.

Good presentation and such, Mani, in this wonderully realistic story.

That's the key factor about this story . Bullard and Bramble were jokey signings (I do rate Bullard though) but Owen was because I desperately needed a striker and Newcastle accepted ?10mil straight up.

 

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Chelsea held to a draw by Villa

Young celebrates first goal.​

Chelsea were held to a 1-1 draw with Martin O'Neil's Aston Villa. A goal from Ashley young in the thirty third minute got the goals started and Didier Drogba's curling strike in the fifty eighth minute to end the scoring. Michael Owen and Titus Bramble made their debuts for Chelsea and had average games.

In the thirty third minute Aston Villa took the lead with Ashley Young's beautiful strike into the top corner. He managed to take the ball around and past John Terry to be able to beat Petr Cech with the most wonderful strike into the top right corner at an acute angle.

Aston Villa ended the first half as the much better side. Chelsea were yet to even have a chance and manager Trevor Jackson was not afraid to show his emotions. He threw a golf club into the crowd, hitting a Sun reporter who was reporting the match. Jackson made one change by taking Michael Owen off for Didier Drogba.

Chelsea levelled the game and the substitue Didier Drogba was the man with the clinical finish. Ashley Cole switched over to the right hand side for this attack and pulled it back to Drogba in the box. Drogba curled the ball into the right corner to pull the game back.

In the eighty eighth minute, Chelsea almost turned the game around for the second week running as Tommaso Rocchi's fabulous run down the wing was ended with a pull back to Lampard who finished but couldn't score as the ball was stopped on the line miraculously.

Despite Chelsea's valiant second half efforts, it wasn't enough to win the game as Trevor Jackson's men stayed in second place in 10 points, joint with West Ham, but one point behind Arsenal who have two games in hand.

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I'm doing shorter updates for a while now to get the season going and for it to be easier to read.

 

[Jaztheman]

As long as Chelsea can get some victories together then they should be able to get second, although first looks like Arsenal will be taking it this year, although it's only early. A 1-1 draw with Villa isn't a bad result considering the start and they nearly turned it round but to no avail.

Good presentation and get well soon sun reporter.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

As long as Chelsea can get some victories together then they should be able to get second, although first looks like Arsenal will be taking it this year, although it's only early. A 1-1 draw with Villa isn't a bad result considering the start and they nearly turned it round but to no avail.

Good presentation and get well soon sun reporter.

That's karma for you .

Thanks mate, your comments have been inspirational. Well they haven't but thanks anyway. Yeah Arsenal are going to have an awesome season as I expected, I wouldn't be surprised if I don't even get 3rd/4th with my team. Obviously this is just a story so I'm mucking about. Bramble is so shocking, no surprise but I'm going to play him lol. West Ham are top atm lol.

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Well its always tough to beat Villa. And after the start chelsea got its a good result. Hope you get some wins to the bag very soon.

Great writing and presentation Mani just dont forget to update the date below the BBC Banner.

 

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Haha lol I never updated that.

 

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Jackson blames referee for defeat​

After his team was held to Aston Villa at home to a 1-1 draw, Chelsea boss Trevor Jackson has hit out at the referee Mike Riley for the result. He said that the referee was an incompetent f***wit who couldn't make a right decision to save his life.

Jackson said this "The ref' was a total idiot. How many mistakes did he make? Well how f***ing many!? Well!?!?! Answer the damn question you little t*****. I'll rip your spleen out if you're not careful. I'm so totally serial. Do you think I spend my Friday nights watching Teletubbies? Well you're f***ing wrong.

Anyway, the ref was a f***with who couldn't make a right decision to save his life. Now don't even get my started on the away fans. They were so stupid that all you could hear from them was duhhhhh. Now what the hell is that about? I may as well go eat some jelly beans. You call that passion? I'll show you f***ing passion!"

Please not that at this stage Trevor Jackson threw the camera off its tripod and started smashing it with a baseball bat. It is unknown where he managed to get the baseball bat from. The Sun are suing him for this and hitting one of their reporters with a golf club.

When asked about hitting the reporter with a golf club, Jackson responded "That's f***ing karma for you. The little t***** had it coming. You can't deny that. He works for The Sun for f***'s sake. Of course he deserves it."

Finally Jackson said "Our team is full of money grabbing t****** who'd hit their grandmother's with baseball bats for a couple of quid. Where's the f***ing passion?! You're representing Chelsea f***ing Football Club. Not some Sunday League team. Put a little conviction into it. Play from the heart, not from the bank!"

 

[Jaztheman]

Interesting, to say the least.

 

[saladguy]

Wow, Jackson swears more than Joe 'Tourettes' Kinnear!

 

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INTERNATIONAL ROUND-UP​

Nigeria 6-0 Libya (African Nations Cup Quals)​

Only one word to explain this match really, annihilation. Nigeria destroyed Libya. OK, Libya were down to 10 men half way through the match but that doesn't change how well Nigeria played. John Obi Mikel did will in the match, got some good touches in before being substituted.

San Marino 0-2 Czech Republic (Euro 2008 Quals)​

It was quite a solid performance from Czech Republich. Milan Baros got 2 early goals in and from there on in, Petr Cech did the hard work. He stopped some good chances but not that many. A good win for Czech and a good performance from Petr Cech.

Portugal 3-0 Poland (Euro 2008 Quals)​

A very convincing performance from Portugal although they were always expected to beat Poland. Ricardo Carvalho had a great game, getting on the scoresheet in the process. Poland went down to 10 men in the 85th minute though.

Italy 1-5 France (Euro 2008 Quals)​

Who'd have thought that this would happen? A total beat down from the French. Samir Nasri opened the scoring in the 13th minute and from there on it was goals galore. Italy got a consolation goal from Filipo Inzaghi late on but it was nothing more. Twenty seven year old Florent Malouda came of the bench and got himself a well earned goal.

Georgia 1-2 Ukraine (Euro 2008 Quals)​

I think you can safely label this as one of the less interesting matches but Andry Shevchenko did very well to stand out from the crowd. He gave a performance he, unfortunately, rarely gives for Chelsea and grabbed himself a goal.

Ivory Coast 3-0 Democratic Republic of Congo (African Nations Cup Quals)​

Ivory Coast captain Didier Drogba had a great game. His team went one step closer to qualifying for the African Nations Cup and he created a goal himself. Salomon Kalou gave a decent performance and was substitued late on.

England 5-0 Israel (Euro 2008 Quals)​

This was a game with lots of first team players playing, and had its ups and downs. Chelsea and England captain, John Terry played fantastically, grabbing himself a rare goal. Frank Lampard also slotted away a penalty. Ashley Cole and Joe Cole gave decent performances for their country in this match. Michael Owen was in a creative mood, setting up a goal before being substituted. Unfortunately, Tal Ben Haim was sent off for Israel in this match.

Holland 3-0 Bulgaria (Euro 2008 Quals)​

This was a one man show. The one man was Chelsea defender Khalid Boulaharouz. He was a creative force in the Holland attack, setting up two goals and causing havoc in the opposition's defence.

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Wow good win for England vs Israel...5-0 is brilliant. McLaren on a roll..

 

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The Useless Rants Of Trevor Jackson​

Entry One​

OK so this is the first entry of The Useless Rants Of Trevor Jackson, which is me, so isn't you...So anyway where should I begin. Well this yoghurt is quite tasty. "Muller". Nice. It's got them chocolate balls and banana yoghurt. Yeah so, yoghurt. That somes that up.

OK the next issue we have to cover is the fact that we drew with Aston Villa. Now all credit where it's due to Villa, class side with a class manager but that's not f***ing good enough. I mean come on, 1-1 with Villa! We're the favourites for the league for f***'s sake! What? You thought I wasn't going to swear. You were f***ing wrong.

Now, Titus Bramble and Michael Owen made their debuts. Good debuts. Hardly great. I was more impressed with Bramble to be honest. He showed leadership at the back and was surprisingly let down by the tear jerking John Terry. In conclusion, Bramble did well and is under-rated.

Michael Owen. Was OK. What is these random full stops about? I don't know. Lol. So yeah, Owen was OK but not great. He needed to get stuck in but is a lazy b******. Possibly due to the fact that his body has died after so many injuries but he's still annoying me.

Ricardo Quaresma is the next point. Still needs to get stuck in. Gave a couple of decent crosses but is that hell good enough. I want to see more flair, more passion and more skill. I didn't waste god knows how much on him to see him just walk around. Basically get yer foot stuck in.

Tommaso Rocchi! Not much to say to be honest. God like from the moment he arrived. The bald, Italian, porn-star look-a-like has really made his mark already. I want to see them performances carry on and he'll be a bargain. A right bargain!

Finally, I have to pay 20 grand to The Sun reporter I hit. That's bulls***! He's a f***ing Sun reporter! He f***ing deserves it. Well the system is flawed. Maybe I should run for Prime minister once I've retired as a football manager. I'd give Gordy B a run for his money.

Well enough of my random waffling, I may as well hit the bars. I'm still sober! Eeek, that's a clear warning sign. QI flashing lights lol. So yeah my waffles have been eaten so I'm off.

 

[saladguy]

Lmao I loved the bit "He's a f***ing Sun reporter! He f***ing deserves it"

 

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Jackson: "Spurs are the arse of the league"​

Trevor Jackson has come out with another memorable interview, this time about Tottenham Hotspurs. Their next match is against Tottenham at White Hart Lane and Trevor Jackson had some things to say about his opponents.

"Spurs are a load of t****! Everyone knows it, no one has had the guts to say it. Well I have. They're the f***ing arse of the league. They're the but of the jokes. They're the t****** of the league. The team that everyone loves to see do badly.

They're idiots. Their fans are idiots. Their players are idiots. Their manager, don't get me started on their manager. Martin soon to be on the doll is pathetic! I've seen a better manager in a f***ing spud! Haven't you?! I swear he has no idea what he's doing. It's better to have a f***ing monkey as manager.

The Jolster [Jol] is a complete and utter buffoon. Marty J, tu es une bite. I'm pretty sure that means dick, so If I'm wrong, there's what I meant. You arse. Jol has also made some quite disappointing transfers in my honest opinion. He is a total div.

Oh and what about Dimitar Berbatov. What's wrong with him? The f***ing vampire never smiles. My thoughts is that he wants to leave. Don't blame him though, it's a s*** club. I wouldn't be happy there and I doubt Dimitar [Berbatov] is. Well that's all I have to say."