Sedition
Panel of Selectors
It was Gambhir's double goddammit!
How To Score Double Hundreds
by Virender Sehwag
1. Schedule a home series against the West Indies.
2. Give your equivalent Tendulkar a vacation.
3. Seek a curator to prepare some of the flattest tracks known to man.
4. Win four tosses in a row and pick your track to bat first on. Personally, I recommend Madhya Pardesh.
5. Open the batting and keep your strike rate above 100. If your partner doesn't work to give you the strike, run him out.
6. Run your next partner(s) out until you find someone who will work for you. Remember, this is your innings.
7. Just for laughs, lollipop a catch straight to Darren Sammy as you near the milestone.
8. Reach your milestone by working the ball around for singles, even though the match situation dictates otherwise. Sammy will spread the field to accommodate you.
So, there you have it, that's how I scored my double tonne. I hope some day you can dream of doing it too
Sehwag, Ashwin resting so Rahane & Irfan in the XI
Come on give that boy a rest!