Over No. 27: England 105-3 BLACK DOG NOW RABID: Bell lbw Warne 0
Bell has looked totally clueless this morning, and it took a mere seven balls before he stood in front of the stumps like a pensioner waiting for a bus and allowed a Warne delivery which went straight to hit his pads plum. Pietersen is in.
Over No. 24: England 102-2 MISERY: Vaughan c Clarke b Warne 11
A nicely bowled over from Warney. I know this because Gilchrist has been shouting "nicely bowled, Warney" after every effing ball. Oh, and also because Vaughan decided to clip him through mid wicket but instead of clipping, clopped instead, hitting the ball far too fat and giving Clarke an easy catch. Ian Bell walks to the crease, and who's this with him? Why, it's the Black Dog of depression. Hello, Black Dog! How are y... yaroo! The *******'s sunk its teeth right into my harris