tigerdes
Club Cricketer
RB: Well f**k me if we haven't been away for a while. It's good to be back with an update on England's attempt to reach 381 to win this Test match. With both sides posting pretty p*ss poor scores so far We find ourselves in the middle of the third day and the fourth inning. A draw is not an option and England would have been disappointed to lose Michael Vaughan to one of the worst Umpiring decisions I have ever seen. The ball clearly travelling down the leg side but the Umpire's finger was up quicker than a greyhound on heat.
Trescothick and Butcher bashed a few about before Butcher ran himself out. Tresco copped a beaut of a short ball from Collymore that took his head clean off...
MW: In comes Colleymore right foot first, then the left then the right again follow swiftly by the left, right, left in fairly quick succession and that's a rapid delivery and..oh well that's a tragedy Marcus Trescothick head's come clean off Bill.
BL: Well he'll have to retire hurt here surely Marcus Trescothick that one has clocked fully on the back of his head and he's lucky it didn't drop onto the stumps!!
TG: But what's this, oh well Marcus Trescothick is waving away the stretcher and calling for the staple gun nad Umpire Strikes Back is stapling his head back on. What a sight here and Tresco giving Colleymore a big f**k you as he prepares to face the next ball.
BL: Well that's a very foolish decision by Marcus Trescothick. You can't expect to be able to maintain the reactions of a test batsmen after your head's been taken off.
TG: Blow it out your arse Bill, Tresco is heroically staying in the breach to try and guide his team to an unlikely victory here.
BL: Got him yes, go on p*ss off your out. I told you it was a foolish decision to carry on and Marcus Trescothick has been yorked by an absolute peach by Colleymore. He was a bout four days late on that shot and he's gone. Chasing 381 to win England are 99/3.
RB: Well it didn;t get much better for ENgland and Nasser Hussain dragged a short one back onto his stumps shortly afterwards leaving England 106/4 and surely out of this match. It's gonna take a miracle to get them back from here!!
Trescothick and Butcher bashed a few about before Butcher ran himself out. Tresco copped a beaut of a short ball from Collymore that took his head clean off...
MW: In comes Colleymore right foot first, then the left then the right again follow swiftly by the left, right, left in fairly quick succession and that's a rapid delivery and..oh well that's a tragedy Marcus Trescothick head's come clean off Bill.
BL: Well he'll have to retire hurt here surely Marcus Trescothick that one has clocked fully on the back of his head and he's lucky it didn't drop onto the stumps!!
TG: But what's this, oh well Marcus Trescothick is waving away the stretcher and calling for the staple gun nad Umpire Strikes Back is stapling his head back on. What a sight here and Tresco giving Colleymore a big f**k you as he prepares to face the next ball.
BL: Well that's a very foolish decision by Marcus Trescothick. You can't expect to be able to maintain the reactions of a test batsmen after your head's been taken off.
TG: Blow it out your arse Bill, Tresco is heroically staying in the breach to try and guide his team to an unlikely victory here.
BL: Got him yes, go on p*ss off your out. I told you it was a foolish decision to carry on and Marcus Trescothick has been yorked by an absolute peach by Colleymore. He was a bout four days late on that shot and he's gone. Chasing 381 to win England are 99/3.
RB: Well it didn;t get much better for ENgland and Nasser Hussain dragged a short one back onto his stumps shortly afterwards leaving England 106/4 and surely out of this match. It's gonna take a miracle to get them back from here!!