Is it 'Za pages' or 'Zap ages'? I prefer the latter.
I can't help but feel a few
I'm trying to dig for some dirt. I'll report my findings if I find anything good.@NoLeName, @ChinamanSpin, he's over here let's get him.
Well, it looks like the shoe is on the other hand now.
you got that up extremely quick...
I can't help but feel a few
i have been crying ALL DAY.
i am a pirating twat
Never mind Blocker, you are squeaky clean. Oh hang on...you got that up extremely quick... I'm just grateful I wasn't suggesting Ross bribe reviewers with bottles of 12 year old scotch...
...it seems that there might be more than meets the eye to his home relationships, especially factoring in his wife's saying...my wife has a little saying, which she usually brings out when i've made a slightly too honest comment about some girl in a shampoo commercial and what i'd do given half a chance and then say i was joking...
"in every joke some truth"
...and he's not stopping his fantasies at inanimate objects:i love my wife, my teddy bear, and that's about it.
i have a tiny penis and a fetish for hedgehogs...
...you're really giving tonight, aintcha?
@blockerdave what's more embarrassing about the quote? The announcement of your fetish and biological makeup, or the fact that you used a lower case 'i' to represent yourself?
Whilst Blocker is dreaming of women in shampoo adverts...
Completely agree on this. My autofill is now looking very weird after all the things I typed in to try to catch Blocker out. I think it would be a relief for everybody if we could move on to sex jokes (just joking Barmy).Also let's move on from the knob gags please. This is meant to be a cricket forum.