The PlanetCricket Battrick Sledging Thread

Got my biggest game all season against the unbeaten first place. I suspect he might throw this to avoid promotion but I hope he doesn't as I want to see where my team is against his.

Best rating I've seen thus far is

Novus Ordo
Top Order: mediocre
Middle Order: mediocre
Lower Order: woeful
Seam Bowling: competent
Spin Bowling: competent
Fielding: feeble
 
Yes, I think it would be common sense to let the runner of the comp aware that you have changed your team name, otherwise I will suspect your team has gone inactive :p

I did and here is proof. I quote:

I would just like to make an announcement. Ramsgate RSL CC will no longer be called that it will be called Mental Blank. I just thought I would let people know so that if they are going to challenge me for future fixtures then I thought I would let you know.

If you have any question don't hesitate to ask

Anyway it doesn't matter, roll on Sunday! :)
 
My biggest game of the season and he throws it. Easy 10 wicket win against the top team.

My top order has now popped to Respectable.

Flying Cows CC Aussie Bombers
Top Order: worthless respectable
Middle Order: worthless feeble
Lower Order: woeful abysmal
Seam Bowling: worthless mediocre
Spin Bowling: worthless useless
Fielding: feeble feeble
 
I hate battrick!!!!!

I tried to throw a game against a div 5 team but even my worthless batsman (he's a bowler) who was opening made 37 on TIE. The number 3 made 19 (another bowler) and my mediocre batsman who was at 1 made 146 off 107. Then my med all rounder made 126* off 80 odd plus a 47* from another bowler! Got to 391-3 and then came the bowling. I bowled them out for 22 and the one proper bowler i picked took 8 wickets for 6 runs off just 7.5 overs!

All that on TIE too, I only win when I don't want too!
 
Reporter's Summary
Old Wulfs
Top Order: respectable
Middle Order: respectable
Lower Order: abysmal
Seam Bowling: superb
Spin Bowling: strong
Fielding: feeble

First game with a fit Ludlam and I'm very happy with the ratings :)
 
I hate battrick!!!!!

I tried to throw a game against a div 5 team but even my worthless batsman (he's a bowler) who was opening made 37 on TIE. The number 3 made 19 (another bowler) and my mediocre batsman who was at 1 made 146 off 107. Then my med all rounder made 126* off 80 odd plus a 47* from another bowler! Got to 391-3 and then came the bowling. I bowled them out for 22 and the one proper bowler i picked took 8 wickets for 6 runs off just 7.5 overs!

All that on TIE too, I only win when I don't want too!

Don't match fix! It is bad for your health :p. Your players were probably like, let's give this a go and they did and you owned them.

First game with a fit Ludlam and I'm very happy with the ratings :)

Very nice ratings. Here are my:

Reporter's Summary
Carlton Hounds Mental Blank
Top Order: respectable competent
Middle Order: mediocre competent
Lower Order: woeful woeful
Seam Bowling: respectable respectable
Spin Bowling: respectable respectable
Fielding: abysmal feeble

My rival on the left and me on the right. I played my best XI and won by 5 wickets. Though some of my players weren't no sublime and I GFI'ed. Does GFI affect the ratings?
 
GFI increases the ratings. Your team has come along very nicely since we last met, will be really tough to beat.
 
Guys, Briggsey, I didn't know this season was starting. I'd like to say that I don't want to be involved in the friendlies. As much as I'd like to play, I have to think about my players' PFL. Since they're playing, and performing well (top of FC and OD leagues !!), I wanna keep it that way, so...yeah.

Incidently, I'm going to show off my great match ratings today...
Reporter's Summary
Potato Heads Cricket Geniuses
Top Order: wonderful exceptional
Middle Order: strong proficient
Lower Order: woeful abysmal
Seam Bowling: superb superb
Spin Bowling: proficient remarkable
Fielding: respectable mediocre

Pretty good, eh ?! See, if I play I'd probably beat y'all anyway :p .
 
Top Order: superb superb
Middle Order: competent respectable
Lower Order: abysmal worthless
Seam Bowling: competent proficient
Spin Bowling: feeble wonderful
Fielding: feeble woeful

he fielded a far better team than the ratings suggest as his bowlers had low PF

i won by 9 wickets (my ratings on the right) on a TIE too


so Adarsh, are you out of this PC league now?
 
Yeah. I don't play friendlies any more. 4 days of cricket a week is enough for my lads. I like to play my best XI in every game. Don't believe in this squad rotation stuff. So far it's working for me.
 
Guys, Briggsey, I didn't know this season was starting. I'd like to say that I don't want to be involved in the friendlies. As much as I'd like to play, I have to think about my players' PFL. Since they're playing, and performing well (top of FC and OD leagues !!), I wanna keep it that way, so...yeah.

Incidently, I'm going to show off my great match ratings today...
Reporter's Summary
Potato Heads Cricket Geniuses
Top Order: wonderful exceptional
Middle Order: strong proficient
Lower Order: woeful abysmal
Seam Bowling: superb superb
Spin Bowling: proficient remarkable
Fielding: respectable mediocre

Pretty good, eh ?! See, if I play I'd probably beat y'all anyway :p .

Geez Exceptional top order, my two star batters won't even reach that when they finish training.
 
GFI increases the ratings. Your team has come along very nicely since we last met, will be really tough to beat.

Why thank you Syl! Though that was my full strength team with my quality bowler. I usually rest my players for friendlys, I guess Sean has a chance then tommorow :p
 

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