The PlanetCricket Battrick Sledging Thread

[Adarsh]

I've had an interesting day today. I found out two managers who had two teams each -just by looking at ridiculous bids on the transfer market!! I also checked their IP address and they were identical! Am I clever or what?!

 

[Briggsey]

I think I noticed it yesterday, I saw a ?1mil+ bid for a player that wasnt even worth ?200,000 on the market.

 

[Adarsh]

I think I noticed it yesterday, I saw a ?1mil+ bid for a player that wasnt even worth ?200,000 on the market.

That must have been yet another cheater! Seems Bilal's trait has caught on .




Just kidding, Bilal.

 

[Bilal91]

hahahaha...very funny

 

[Adarsh]

I'm in a slight fix here. My best youth pull will have lively fitness going into my match on Friday, which is a very close match. I have another guy who's not as good as him who's on sublime fitness. Who should I play?

 

[The Spin]

Id play the youth pull. It isnt as if he is exausted

 

[Adarsh]

Yeah, I'll probably play him and then rest him for the cup game, which I'm going to win. How about these for this season's figures:
Karl Barker
Bowling O M R W Ave SR Econ Best 5wi
Season 10 4 19 7 2.71 8.57 1.90 7-19 1

 

[borncricketer]

Wow my cup game went soo well
I got the other team all out for 80 in 22.3 overs (masilo getting 5 wickets in 5 overs for 10 runs) and then chased it in 10 overs without losing a wicket.

 

[Briggsey]

Won my cup game by 339 runs, must be one of the biggest victories ever recorded on these forums!

Ainsworth and Ali both hit big centuries, Oneil took a 5 for and Thatcher took 3-3! Very pleasing, and a very good warmup for the big opening game next week.

 

[Adarsh]

Guys, I'm standing for England manager!! If you think I have what it takes, please vote for me. Also read my thread in the England sledging board. This may be more for those in England, but others too are welcome to vote for me .

 

[The Spin]

Maybe I should stand, if I can win a game with this lot, I can do anything

EDIT: Go on then, Ill go for U19s

 

[Adarsh]

Would someone keep bumping my thread if it becomes too inactive ??

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I'm running for the U-19s in the Windies

 

[Adarsh]

Well, now you know why they are so crap - they've got Zorax running for the top job in the country!!




i suppose you won't vote for me then

 

[ZoraxDoom]

i suppose you won't vote for me then

No chance in hell

Rudi has improved bucket loads! Popped in bowling 2 weeks ago, stamina last week, and now in batting! Amazing! Crouch popped in Consistency and Fielding too. Tuckett hasn't had much, but he is still improving BTR wise.