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[ZoraxDoom]

Nice update. Damn you DX!

Mickie James is going to pay for that assault. And The Miz has his title back! w00t!

 

[shantanu_rooney]

1st January, 2010

Jim Ross: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Friday night Smackdown and Happy New Year to all. With me I have Matt Striker as usual. Welcome Matt!!
Matt Striker: Thanks a lot Jim, today we have some exciting matches coming up for us, including our main event match between the WWE Heavyweight Champions Batista and one-half of the former Unified WWE Tag Team champion Chris Jericho.

Chris Jericho is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this and you should too! He was out there to hype a match against Batista. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.

Segment One
Michelle McCool vs Beth Phoenix.
Match Background: Michelle McCool is the reigning WWE Women's champion.
The Match: Phoenix takes a back suplex. Michelle charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Beth Phoenix connects with rights and lefts and Michelle McCool is down! Michelle McCool charges, Phoenix moves, and the referee is knocked silly! DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Beth Phoenix just KILLS Michelle McCool! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Phoenix goes for a splash but Michelle puts the knees up. Double leg takedown from Michelle McCool sets up a ground and pound in the middle of the ring. What the hell is this, UFC? Michelle suplexes Beth Phoenix badly. Covers for a quick two count. Forward suplex from Michelle. Pin, but Phoenix is out just before the three count. Beth Phoenix elbows Michelle McCool in the face to break a hammerlock. Beth Phoenix hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Michelle McCool comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Beth Phoenix is in trouble. Faith Breaker! 1....2....3.
Winner: Michelle McCool
Match Rating: *1/4

Segment Two
Drew McIntyre vs Charlie Haas.
The Match: Haas walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Drew McIntyre brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Haas in the ring! McIntyre hits a great swinging DDT on Charlie Haas. McIntyre then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Fallaway slam by Drew McIntyre puts down Charlie Haas. Hooks the leg for a two count. Charlie Haas fights out of a grapple. Big dropkick by Charlie Haas, who got a ton of air on the move. Doctor Bomb connects and McIntyre landed hard. Charlie Haas misses a clothesline. Spear by Drew McIntyre. Drew McIntyre moves in for the kill. Scot Drop!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: Drew McIntyre
Match Rating: *1/2

Segment Three
Cryme Tyme vs Hart Dynasty.
The Match: DH Smith takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Big clothesline from JTG. Tag to Shad Gaspard. BAAACK Body drop by DH Smith gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Shad Gaspard connects and David Hart Smith is down! Tag between Shad Gaspard and JTG. Cryme Tyme whip DH Smith into the corner. Shad Gaspard whips JTG in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. DH Smith ducks a wild right hand. DH Smith tags out to Tyson Kidd. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Super kick by Tyson Kidd. Tag between Tyson Kidd and David Hart Smith. Hart Dynasty whip JTG into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. A Gut buster connects on JTG and hits hard. Reverse DDT on JTG. Tag between David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd. Hard back suplex on JTG. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. JTG backdrops Tyson Kidd out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of JTG. Tag between JTG and Shad Gaspard. Spinebuster by Shad Gaspard. Tyson Kidd is all alone...Thugnificent!! 1....2....3!
Winner: Cryme Tyme
Match Rating: **3/4.

Segment Four
Batista is backstage. He talked trash about Chris Jericho. Good build up.

Segment Five
John Morrison vs R-Truth vs The Great Khali.
Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout.
The Match: Uninspired brawling from The Great Khali. R-Truth hits an irish whip into a shopping cart! R-Truth charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Morrison crushes R-Truth with a huge legdrop. Morrison crushes Khali with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Tor-NADO DDT from R-Truth, Morrison got planted! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. John Morrison elbows R-Truth in the face to break a hammerlock. John Morrison sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner. VERY Sabu-like. The Great Khali scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Ranjin Singh is at ringside! Morrison wastes valuable time by yelling at Singh! The Great Khali takes advantage of the distraction and nails Morrison from behind! John Morrison can barely stand. Punjabi Plunge! 1....2....3.
Winner: The Great Khali
Match Rating: **3/4

Segment Six
Rey Mysterio vs Kane.
Match Background: Rey Mysterio is the reigning WWE Intercontinental champion, and has been since 20 December 2009.
The Match: Mysterio just WAFFLES Kane with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Rey Mysterio kicks the leg, knocks Kane down, and goes to work on it. Second rope flying axe handle, Kane goes down. One day, Mysterio might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hard back suplex on Kane. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Mysterio charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. BAAACK Body drop by Mysterio gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Big piledriver on Mysterio. Covers for a quick two count. Mysterio ducks a wild right hand. Flying reverse elbow by Rey Mysterio. Covers for a quick two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Kane goes down. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Kane ducks a wild right hand. Kane hits some punches. How generic. Kane drops an elbow...but Rey Mysterio moves out of the way. Mysterio hits a dropkick on Kane and gets right back up. Kane gets knocked to the ground by Mysterio, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Torpedo Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Kane slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Mysterio turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Match Rating: **1/2

Segment Seven
Matt Hardy vs CM Punk.
The Match: Vertical suplex by Matt Hardy. Reverse DDT on Punk. There's a two count on the pin. CM Punk pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Back suplex on M. Hardy. Big dropkick by CM Punk, who got a ton of air on the move. There's a two count on the pin. M. Hardy gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Implant DDT by CM Punk! I will always and forever mark out for that move. M. Hardy counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Vicious back suplex! CM Punk got nailed big time! There's a two count on the pin. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Matt Hardy just KILLS CM Punk! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Punk gets caught with a short powerbomb from M. Hardy. Matt Hardy snap suplexes Punk. CM Punk fights out of a grapple. BAAACK Body drop by M. Hardy gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Back heel kick off the second rope, M. Hardy goes down. Matt Hardy grabs CM Punk from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Punk rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it!
Winner: CM Punk
Match Rating: **3/4

Segment Eight
We see Batista warming up backstage.

Segment Nine
Batista vs Chris Jericho.
Match Background: Batista is the reigning World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 20 December 2009.
The Match: Jericho gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Batista ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Jericho takes a headbutt from Batista. Hooks the leg for a two count. Running knee lift from Batista. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jericho reverses a waistlock. Chris Jericho connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jericho hits a piledriver on Batista. That used to end matches, you know. Batista powers out of a Chris Jericho headlock. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Batista moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Spinebuster. 1....2...3, it's finished. Undertaker has a chair. Batista turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Jericho is next to take a hard shot. Undertaker has demolished everyone!
Winner: Batista
Match Rating: ***

Match of the Day: Batista vs Chris Jericho. ​

 

[shantanu_rooney]

4th January, 2010

Michael Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Monday night Raw and alongside me I have as usual Jerry Lawler. Hello Jerry!
Jerry Lawler: Hello Michael, and welcome Ladies and Gentlemen. Today we some really excited matches coming as the newly form Epic take on Ted DiBiase and the Big Show and our main event for today is the WWE World Champion John Cena against Edge.

Edge is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this and you should too! He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into John Cena. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.

Segment One
Primo Colon vs Chris Masters.
The Match: Lightning kick by Primo on Masters. Tor-NADO DDT from Primo Colon, Masters got planted! Tiger suplex on Masters. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pin, but Masters is out just before the three count. Primo Colon hits a rolling kick on Masters. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. There's a two count on the pin. Masters reverses a waistlock. Running clothesline from Chris Masters was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Chris Masters hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Primo Colon powers out of a Chris Masters headlock. Primo crushes Masters with a huge legdrop. Chris Masters gets knocked to the ground by Primo, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Cannonball Twister, forget about it. 1....2...3!
Winner: Primo
Match Rating: *1/2

Segment Two
Melina and Mickie James vs Bella Twins.
Match Background: Nikki Bella is the reigning WWE Divas champion, and has been since 28 December 2009.
The Match: Mickie hits a quick kick on Brie. Brie Bella takes a knee lift from Mickie. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brie blocks a punch. Face crusher from Brie on Mickie sets up for an elbowdrop. Flying elbow off the top rope by Brie Bella, getting as close to zero air as possible. Brie tags out to Nikki Bella. Nikki face jams Mickie James. Mickie reverses a waistlock. Mickie tags out to Melina. Melina hits a short arm drag on Nikki. Melina hits an arm drag on Nikki, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying elbow off the top rope by Melina, getting as close to zero air as possible. Tag to Mickie James. Mickie James blasts Nikki with a superkick. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Mickie goes for a splash but Nikki puts the knees up. Mickie James takes a knee lift from Nikki. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Nikki tags out to Brie Bella. Brie hits a dropkick on Mickie James. Actually, it barely touched! Bella Twins have Mickie James to themselves. EPIC Ending! 1....2....3! It's over. Mickie \ Melina don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Bella Twins, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.
Winner: Bella Twins
Match Rating: *1/4

Segment Three
Santino Marella and Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero and Festus Dalton.
Match Background: Marella and Chavo have been feuding recently. Chavo has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud.
The Match: Marella drives a thrust kick into the chest of Festus. Massive back suplex! Festus Dalton got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Tag between Santino Marella and Hornswoggle. Horny hits a dropkick on Festus Dalton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Swan Dive headbutt from Horny but without much elevation on the leap. Horny tags out to Santino Marella. Horny \ Marella whip Festus into the corner. Hornswoggle whips Santino Marella in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Festus Dalton reverses a hip toss. Tag between Festus Dalton and Chavo Guerrero. Second rope flying axe handle, Marella goes down. One day, Chavo might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Chavo crushes Marella with a running senton. Tag between Chavo Guerrero and Festus Dalton. Chavo \ Festus whip Marella into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Running knee lift from Festus Dalton. Massive backbreaker on Marella and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Tag to Chavo Guerrero. Marella takes a flying neckbreaker from Chavo Guerrero. Marella counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag between Santino Marella and Hornswoggle. Back heel kick from Horny on Chavo, but it missed by miles. Hornswoggle floors Chavo Guerrero...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Tadpole Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Marella \ Horny climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.
Winner: Marell\Horny
Match Rating: *1/2

Segment Four
Evan Bourne vs Jack Swagger.
The Match: Spinning back kick from Evan Bourne. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. There's a two count on the pin. Evan Bourne gets taken down out of nowhere! Evan Bourne charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Bourne gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Vertical suplex by Jack Swagger. Bourne reverses a Jack Swagger hammerlock. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Swagger is down! Evan Bourne stuns Jack Swagger. Flying Double Knee!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. The Miz has grabbed a chair. Bourne walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Swagger also takes a hard shot. The Miz has laid everybody out!
Winner: Evan Bourne
Match Rating: **1/4

Segment Five
Kofi Kingston is backstage. He was building up the feud with Randy Orton. Well, that's just...neat!

Segment Six
Montel Vontavious Porter vs Cody Rhodes.
The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up C. Rhodes who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Bodyslam by MVP. There's a two count on the pin. MVP charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. BIG clothesline on MVP. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Cody Rhodes ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. BIG clothesline on MVP. Cody Rhodes gets taken down out of nowhere! Nice piledriver on C. Rhodes. Cody Rhodes can barely stand. Here it comes - Drive By Kick. 1....2...3, it's finished. Ted DiBiase comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Ted DiBiase spins MVP around. Ted DiBiase hits the Dream Street! Montel Vontavious Porter has been left down on the canvas.
Winner: Montel Vontavious Porter
Match Rating: ***1/2

Segment Seven
Henry and Sheamus vs Ted DiBiase and Big Show.
Match Background: Legacy and Henry and Sheamus have been feuding recently. Henry and Sheamus hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Legacy during the feud.
The Match: Dibiase takes a headbutt from Mark Henry. Running knee lift from Mark Henry. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Mark Henry and Sheamus. Henry and Sheamus whip Dibiase into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. There's a two count on the pin. BIG clothesline on Dibiase. Dibiase kicks Sheamus in the gut to reverse the momentum. Massive back suplex! Sheamus got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Covers for a quick two count. Dibiase tags out to Big Show. Nice piledriver on Sheamus. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! BAAACK Body drop by Sheamus gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Big Show misses a clothesline. Fallaway slam by Sheamus puts down Big Show. Tag between Sheamus and Mark Henry. STIFF~! chop lights up Show who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Tag to Ted DiBiase. Running knee lift from Mark Henry. Ted DiBiase is in big trouble...Type Name Here!! 1....2....3! C. Rhodes \ Orton come running down the aisle and into the ring! Henry turns...and gets floored by a clothesline. Sheamus walks into a vicious boot to the face. C. Rhodes \ Orton set him up, and nail the Spike Piledriver! Henry is grabbed...and he gets hit with the Spike Piledriver as well! C. Rhodes \ Orton have done a number on them!
Winner: Henry and Sheamus
Match Rating: **

Segment Eight
John Cena vs Edge.
Match Background: Edge and Cena have been feuding recently. So far, Edge hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Cena since the feud started. John Cena is the reigning WWE champion.
The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Edge who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, John Cena ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Bodyslam by Cena. Bodyslam by Cena. Edge backdrops John Cena out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Edge. Edge with a spinning neckbreaker on Cena. Full nelson slam on Cena. Covers for a quick two count. Edge charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Big piledriver on Edge. Hooks the leg for a two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by John Cena just KILLS Edge! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Edge blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Edge connects with rights and lefts and John Cena is down! Cena counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Flying shoulder tackle by Cena sends Edge CRASHING to the mat. Edge can barely stand. Attitude Adjustment!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! John Cena goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
Winner: John Cena
Match Rating: ***3/4

Match of the Day: John Cena vs Edge. ​

 

[surendar]

DX demands a handicap match with Henry & destroying him. How about that? Keep up the good work.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

EPIC are on their way to the top :cool:


Maybe another RP soon.

 

[shantanu_rooney]

10th January, 2010.

Matt Striker: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Friday night Smackdown. We are just couple weeks from this month's and this year's first PPV, the Royal Rumble. With me I am Jim Ross.
Jim Ross: Thanks Matt, yeah we have a great lineup of some great matches today including Chris Jericho taking on the Big Show and our main event Brothers of Destruction against Rey Mysterio and Matt Hardy.

Chris Jericho is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this and you should too! He was on Hype Central (HYPE CENTRAL!!!) tonight, this time for a match with Big Show. Can you believe that I just marked out for Lance Wright? How many people even remember that guy?

Segment One
Charlie Haas vs Jimmy Wang Yang.
The Match: Haas drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Yang. Yang kicks Charlie Haas in the gut to reverse the momentum. Yang just WAFFLES Haas with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Haas reverses an irish whip...and Jimmy Wang Yang runs into the referee! Back heel kick off the second rope, Haas goes down. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Yang charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Stun Gun from Charlie Haas! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Vicious back suplex! Jimmy Wang Yang got nailed big time! There's a two count on the pin. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Yang! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Yang flips out of a Charlie Haas bodyslam attempt. Haas takes a NICE hurrancarana from Jimmy Wang Yang. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Haas reverses a waistlock. Jimmy Wang Yang can barely stand. Here it comes - Haastile Takeover. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: Charlie Haas
Match Rating: **

Segment Two
Drew McIntyre vs R-Truth vs Dolph Ziggler.
The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Drew McIntyre ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Drew McIntyre ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. McIntyre goes for a splash but R-Truth puts the knees up. Kitchen sink shot (literally) and McIntyre gets floored. Big piledriver on R-Truth. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Big dropkick by Drew McIntyre, who got a ton of air on the move. McIntyre goes for a splash but Ziggler puts the knees up. R-Truth scoops up McIntyre. Ziggler bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Tiger suplex on McIntyre. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Frying pan shot by Ziggler. R-Truth fights out of a grapple. R-Truth hits a dropkick on Drew McIntyre and gets right back up. Drew McIntyre can barely stand. Here it comes - Corkscrew Elbow. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: R-Truth
Match Rating: **1/4

Segment Three
Slam Master J vs David Hart Smith.
The Match: Double arm suplex by David Hart Smith connects as Master J hits hard. Slam Master J comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Master J hits a quick kick on DH Smith. Slam Master J misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Slingshot clothesline by Master J, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! David Hart Smith once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. A Gut buster connects on Master J and hits hard. David Hart Smith hits a stalling suplex on Master J. There's a two count on the pin. David Hart Smith brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Master J in the ring! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! DH Smith drops an elbow...but Slam Master J moves out of the way. Back heel kick from Master J on DH Smith but it misses by miles. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! DH Smith ducks a wild right hand. David Hart Smith moves in for the kill. Running Powerslam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: David Hart Smith
Match Rating: ***3/4.

Segment Four
Michelle McCool vs Maria Kanellis.
Match Background: This match is for the WWE Women's title. Michelle McCool is the current WWE Women's Champion.
The Match: Michelle takes a chop from Maria. Michelle McCool pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Maria receives a spinning neckbreaker from Michelle. Michelle McCool misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Chin crusher by Michelle McCool, the execution wasn't great though. I'd like to see a good Chin Crusher, that just sounds devastating. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Maria blocks a kick from Michelle McCool. Maria hits a dropkick on Michelle McCool. Actually, it barely touched! Flying elbow off the top rope by Maria Kanellis, getting as close to zero air as possible. Covers for a quick two count. Maria face jams Michelle McCool. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Michelle powers out of a headlock. Weak bodyslam by Michelle. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Maria Kanellis once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Michelle McCool is in trouble. Marialistic!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Mickie James has grabbed a chair. Michelle walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Maria also takes a hard shot. Mickie has laid everybody out!
Winner: Maria Kanellis
Match Rating: *1/2

Segment Five
Tyson Kidd vs Shad Gaspard.
The Match: Shad Gaspard with a spinning neckbreaker on Kidd. Kidd walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. There's a two count on the pin. Tyson Kidd is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Tyson Kidd kicks the leg, knocks Shad down, and goes to work on it. Kidd uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Shad. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Second rope flying axe handle, Shad goes down. One day, Kidd might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Shad Gaspard comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Kidd walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. There's a two count on the pin. Spear! Kidd is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! BIG clothesline on Kidd. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Shad Gaspard ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Kidd backdrops Shad Gaspard out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Tyson Kidd. Second rope flying axe handle, Shad goes down. One day, Kidd might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. DDT from the top rope by Tyson Kidd. That looked KILLER. Tyson Kidd has Shad Gaspard down on the canvas. Here it comes - Springboard Elbow Drop, forget about it. 1....2...3! JTG comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! JTG hits Kidd with a chair to the back! Tyson Kidd goes down to the canvas, hurt.
Winner: Tyson Kid
Match Rating: **1/2

Segment Six
John Morrison vs Finlay vs The Great Khali vs Eric Escobar.
The Match: THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Escobar goes down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Finlay. Running knee lift from Finlay. Powerbomb on Escobar. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Tag to The Great Khali. The Great Khali with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Escobar. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Escobar tags out to John Morrison. Morrison hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Khali reverses a John Morrison hammerlock. Sloppy discus punch from The Great Khali barely connects on Morrison. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. The Great Khali pins Morrison. Escobar just FLATTENS The Great Khali with a hard right hand! Suplex into a front slam from Escobar, but the execution was CRAPTASTIC~!. Covers for a quick two count. Eric Escobar with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Khali. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Tag to Finlay. Finlay drives a thrust kick into the chest of Escobar. Running knee lift from Finlay. Eric Escobar fights out of a grapple. Eric Escobar snap suplexes Finlay HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Escobar is now a bonifide HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Forward suplex from Escobar. ONE...TWO...THREE. Escobar defeats Finlay. Big clothesline from Escobar. Forward suplex from Escobar. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Khali pushes out of a Eric Escobar hold. Eric Escobar can barely stand. Here it comes - Punjabi Plunge. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: The Great Khali
Match Rating: **3/4

Segment Seven
Chris Jericho vs Big Show.
The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Big Show ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Jericho counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Double arm suplex by Chris Jericho connects as Show hits hard. Chris Jericho misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Chris Jericho connects and Big Show is down! Cover, but there's no one to count for Chris Jericho! Jericho goes for a splash but Show puts the knees up. Bodyslam by Show. Massive backbreaker on Jericho and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. There's a two count on the pin. Big Show scores with a big spinebuster. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Jericho ducks a wild right hand. Vicious back suplex! Big Show got nailed big time! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Jericho goes for a splash but Show puts the knees up. Big Show has Chris Jericho down on the canvas. Colossal Clutch!!! Chris Jericho taps out! Chris Jericho offers a handshake to Show...and he accepts it!
Winner: Big Show
Match Rating: **1\2

Segment Eight
Mysterio \ M. Hardy are backstage. They were on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Brothers Of Destruction.

Segment Nine
Rey Mysterio and Matt Hardy vs Brothers Of Destruction.
Match Background: Rey Mysterio is the reigning WWE Intercontinental champion, and has been since 20 December 2009.
The Match: Mysterio takes a headbutt from Undertaker. Rey Mysterio charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Kane. Brothers Of Destruction whip Mysterio into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Kane with a spinning neckbreaker on Mysterio. Rey Mysterio comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Kane takes a NICE hurrancarana from Rey Mysterio. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Matt Hardy. Massive backbreaker on Kane and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Kane gets caught with a short powerbomb from M. Hardy. Kane fights out of a grapple. Running knee lift from Kane. Tag between Kane and Undertaker. M. Hardy gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Tag between Matt Hardy and Rey Mysterio. Undertaker with a spinning neckbreaker on Mysterio. Rey Mysterio is all alone...Double Chokeslam!! 1....2....3! Mysterio \ M. Hardy are making their way back down the aisle...but get jumped by Jeri-Show! Matt Hardy gets dropped throat-first onto the guard rail, and then Mysterio is double suplexed on the entrance ramp! Jeri-Show storm the ring...and attack Brothers Of Destruction as well! Undertaker gets wiped out with the Double DDT! Kane doesn't fair any better, and gets beaten to the floor with punches and kicks. Jeri-Show have destroyed both teams!
Winner: Brothers of Destruction
Match Rating: ***3/4

Match of the Day: Rey Mysterio and Matt Hardy vs Brothers Of Destruction. ​

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Backstage. We see EPIC in the gym. Mark Henry is lifting weights, Sheamus is running on the treadmill. The Bella Sisters are practising in the ring, and The Miz is lying down on the bench reading a comic. He is using his US Championship belt and Nikki's Diva Championship belt as pillows.

After a moment, Mark Henry puts down the giant dumbell he was lifting.

Mark Henry: Alright guys, meeting time.

Sheamus gets off the treadmill, and the Bella Twins climb out of the ring. They all sit on a bench opposite to where The Miz is still lying down. Mark Henry walks towards them and looks over them all.

Mark: Team, we are well and truly on the way to establishing ourselves as the biggest names here on RAW! We already hold two of the top titles, and we've beaten all those who come in our path...

The Miz: Except for you and Sheamus. Lost to DX again huh?

Everyone looks towards The Miz, who is still busy in his comic. Mark Henry is glaring at him...

Mark Henry: What did you say?

The Miz: Face it. All of us here are carrying our weight. I got my US Championship back, Nikki and Brie have the Diva title and have been unbeaten recently, but you and Sheamus...you've had like 3 shots at the Tag Team titles and lost them all. Well, to be fair, you've had three shots, Sheamus has failed only once I believe...

Mark Henry looks enraged, and curls his hand into a fist. Sheamus gets up to try and restrain him.

Sheamus: Calm down Mark...

The Miz puts down his comic and looks Mark in the eyes. Mark takes a deep breath, and then sighs. He shakes his head.

Mark Henry: You're right Miz. You're right. I have been a disappointment to EPIC. I have not lived up to my responsibilities as leader.

Nikki Bella: Now don't say that Mark, you've been an excellent leader...

Mark Henry: But where's my title belt? Where's my championship?

I assure you guys, no longer will I continue without a belt around my waist. I've taken too long, and I'm not going to waste anymore time!

Sheamus, come with me! We have an appointment with Teddy Long. Tonight is the night we get those tag titles. Tonight's the night we lay our hands on what is our. Tonight's the night we show everyone that we are...


EPIC!!!!!!

 

[Funknath]

Kane: Oh the EPIC thinks that they can get their hands on our titles...we deserve them and we want Teddy Long to give us...

Undertaker:...a rematch against DX at Royal Rumble and EPIC don't dare interfere in our match and if you do so I am going lay you down and its a promise. We are the Brothers of Destruction and we will do anything to achieve our goal

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Teddy Long: So its confirmed, at Royal Rumble the Unified WWE Tag Team Championship will be on the line, as D-Generation X will face the Brothers of Destruction and the Epic in a triple threat tag team match. Mark Henry this is for you, of you want you can face the Miz and your former partner MVP in this week's RAW for the United States championship.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

No, Mark is fine competing for the Tag Titles. Why will he take the US Title off one of his team mates?

 

[Funknath]

John Morrison- Teddy Long I have lost my intercontinental championship to Rey Mysterio. I have been keeping quite for a long time but now I want my championship back and next week in SD I want to face him in 2 out of 3 falls match for the IC Championship

 

[shantanu_rooney]

11th January, 2010

Michael Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Monday night Raw live from LA in United States. Alongside me I have Jerry Lawler as usual. Hello Jerry!!
Jerry Lawler: Hello Michael and welcome to all. We have some really exciting matches coming up today, and ofcourse we have our eye catching main event which is a 3 man tag team match between Edge and Jeri-Show against DX and John Cena.

Jeri-Show are backstage. They was building up the feud with DX. I respect you, Booker Man.

Segment One
Nikki Bella vs Melina.
Match Background: Nikki Bella is the reigning WWE Divas champion, and has been since 28 December 2009.
The Match: Melina takes a hard, stinging chop from Nikki. One word: Ow. Back heel kick from Nikki on Melina but it misses by miles. Hooks the leg for a two count. Melina powers out of a headlock. Nikki takes a chop from Melina. Melina hits a dropkick on Nikki Bella. Actually, it barely touched! There's a two count on the pin. Melina with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Nikki takes a hard, stinging chop from Melina. One word: Ow. Nikki flips out of a Melina bodyslam attempt. Nikki Bella uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Covers for a quick two count. Swan dive headbutt from Nikki but without much elevation on the move. Pin, but Melina is out just before the three count. Nikki hits a soaring kick on Melina. Melina takes a chop from Nikki. Melina backdrops Nikki Bella out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Melina. Melina hits a soaring kick on Nikki. Flying knee to the face from Melina. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Melina moves in for the kill. Last Call! 1....2....3. Brie Bella comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Brie Bella spins Melina around. Brie Bella hits the Small Package! Melina has been left down on the canvas.
Winner: Melina
Match Opinion: *

Segment Two
The Colons vs Festus Dalton and Chris Masters.
Match Background: The Colons used to be a regular team, but have been inactive for a while. Whether this match will lead to a reformation as an active unit remains to be seen.
The Match: Festus gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Carlito slams Festus Dalton down and motions to the crowd. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Carlito and Primo Colon. Carlito scoops up Festus. Primo bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Second rope flying axe handle, Festus goes down. One day, Primo might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Festus flips out of a Primo Colon bodyslam attempt. Spear by Festus Dalton. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Chris Masters. Chris Masters hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Pin, but Primo is out just before the three count. Big kick from Masters staggers Primo but that's about it. Primo pushes out of a Chris Masters hold. Spin kick by Primo Colon to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tag to Carlito. Carlito strikes Masters. Tag between Chris Masters and Festus Dalton. Flying shoulder tackle by Carlito sends Festus CRASHING to the mat. Festus Dalton can barely stand. Here it comes - Swinging Neckbreaker. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: The Colons
Match Rating: **3/4

Segment Three
Chavo Guerrero vs Hornswoggle.
The Match: Implant DDT by Chavo Guerrero! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Lightning kick by Chavo on Horny. Hooks the leg for a two count. Horny flips out of a Chavo Guerrero bodyslam attempt. HARD Chop by Horny on Chavo. Flying dropkick from Horny on Chavo gets a two count. There's a two count on the pin. Slingshot clothesline by Horny, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pin, but Chavo is out just before the three count. Chop by Horny on Chavo gets a WOO! from the crowd and rightfully so. Horny goes for a splash but Chavo puts the knees up. Flying reverse elbow by Chavo Guerrero. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Horny. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pin, but Horny is out just before the three count. Flying elbow from Chavo Guerrero connects. Chavo Guerrero kicks the leg, knocks Horny down, and goes to work on it. Hornswoggle reverses a hip toss. Flying dropkick from Horny on Chavo gets a two count. Swan Dive headbutt from Horny but without much elevation on the leap. Santino Marella comes running down the aisle with a chair! Horny goes to irish whip Chavo Guerrero into the ropes. Marella hits Chavo with a chair to the back! Chavo Guerrero gets knocked to the ground by Horny, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Tadpole Splash! 1....2....3. Horny and Marella beat away on Chavo Guerrero, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas.
Winner: Hornswoggle
Match rating: *1/2

Segment Four
Backstage, a crowd is forming around Shawn Michaels, who has been knocked unconscious and left down and out. Paramedics come over to help, although nobody seems to know who was responsible for the attack.

Segment Five
The Miz vs Evan Bourne.
Match Background: The Miz is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 28 December 2009.
The Match: Running knee lift from The Miz. SUPER frankensteiner on Bourne, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Evan Bourne avoids a The Miz avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Standing leg lariat by Evan Bourne on The Miz. Spin kick by Evan Bourne to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. There's a two count on the pin. Tor-NADO DDT from Evan Bourne, The Miz got planted! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Flying elbow from Evan Bourne connects. Bourne charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. SUPER frankensteiner on Bourne, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Miz nearly ends the career of Bourne with a screwed up german suplex. GET AWAY FROM THE WRESTLING BUSINESS! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! The Miz hits a rolling kick on Bourne. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. The Miz strikes Bourne. The Miz gets taken down out of nowhere! Bourne uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Tiger suplex on The Miz. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Evan Bourne floors The Miz...and climbs the turnbuckles. Shooting Star Press!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Sheamus comes running down the aisle with a chair! Evan Bourne is just leaving the ring...and Sheamus scores with a brutal chair shot! Evan Bourne falls to the floor holding his head.
Winner: Evan Bourne
Match Rating: **3/4

Segment Six
Kofi Kingston is backstage. He was building up the feud with Randy Orton. Well, that's just...neat!

Segment Seven
Montel Vontavious Porter vs Jack Swagger.
The Match: Swagger gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Swagger counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. MVP takes a back suplex. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Jack Swagger plants MVP with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Jack Swagger gets taken down out of nowhere! BIG clothesline on Swagger. MVP hits a piledriver on Jack Swagger. That used to end matches, you know. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Swagger counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Spinebuster by Jack Swagger. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Montel Vontavious Porter fights out of a grapple. Montel Vontavious Porter moves in for the kill. Drive By Kick!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Mark Henry comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Mark Henry spins MVP around. Mark Henry hits the World's most EPIC Slam!! Montel Vontavious Porter has been left down on the canvas.
Winner: Montel Vontavious Porter
Match Rating: ***3/4

Segment Eight
Henry and Sheamus vs Legacy.
Match Background: Legacy and Henry and Sheamus have been feuding recently. Henry and Sheamus hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Legacy during the feud.
The Match: Bodyslam by C. Rhodes. Spinebuster by Cody Rhodes. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase. Legacy whip Sheamus into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Sheamus takes a butterfly suplex from Dibiase. Covers for a quick two count. Ted DiBiase gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Dibiase. Sheamus pushes out of a Ted DiBiase hold. High Angle DDT by Sheamus just SPIKES Ted DiBiase down! Tag between Sheamus and Mark Henry. Flying shoulder tackle by Henry sends Dibiase CRASHING to the mat. Big piledriver on Dibiase. Dibiase ducks a wild right hand. Dibiase tags out to Cody Rhodes. Big piledriver on Henry. Death valley driver by Cody Rhodes! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pin, but Henry is out just before the three count. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Cody Rhodes ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Mark Henry comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Mark Henry hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cody Rhodes is in big trouble...the World's most EPIC Slam!! 1....2....3! Legacy look like they aren't done...and they attack Henry and Sheamus! After an exchange of blows, Henry and Sheamus are laid out in the ring.
Winner: Henry and Sheamus
Match Rating: ***

Segment Nine
Randy Orton vs Kofi Kingston.
Match Background: Orton and Kingston have been feuding for quite some time now.
The Match: Randy Orton hits some punches. How generic. Kingston takes a headbutt from Randy Orton. Fallaway slam by Randy Orton puts down Kofi Kingston. Bodyslam by Orton. Orton drops an elbow...but Kofi Kingston moves out of the way. Hard back suplex on Orton. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Super kick by Kofi Kingston. Hooks the leg for a two count. Randy Orton powers out of a Kofi Kingston headlock. Massive backbreaker on Kingston and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. There's a two count on the pin. High Angle DDT by Randy Orton just SPIKES Kofi Kingston down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Kingston counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Kofi Kingston connects with a back heel kick on Orton and gets back up quickly. Orton blocks a kick from Kofi Kingston. Bodyslam by Orton. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Kofi Kingston knocks Orton to the outside, then signals for the Trouble in Paradise. He reaches out of the ring for Randy Orton...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Orton sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. I don't think the fight has finished. Randy Orton and Kingston have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.
Winner: Randy Orton
Match Rating: ***

Segment Ten
Triple H and John Cena vs Chris Jericho, Edge, and Big Show.
Match Background: This will be a 3 on 2 handicap bout. Jeri-Show and DX have been feuding recently. DX hold the edge, as they have yet to be beaten in the ring by Jeri-Show during the feud. Edge and Cena have been feuding recently. So far, Edge hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Cena since the feud started. John Cena is the reigning WWE champion.
The Match: Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Triple H by Show. Remember when that was a legit finish? BIG clothesline on HHH. Triple H elbows Big Show in the face to break a hammerlock. Powerbomb on Show. Tag to Edge. Triple H connects with rights and lefts and Edge is down! Triple H hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Edge counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag between Edge and Chris Jericho. Jericho and Edge whip HHH into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Jericho hits a right hand. Vertical suplex by Chris Jericho. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious back suplex! Triple H got nailed big time! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Jericho hits a great swinging DDT on Triple H. Jericho then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Tag to Edge. Jericho and Edge hook up HHH, then hit a double suplex. Hooks the leg for a two count. Edge slams Triple H. Edge gets taken down out of nowhere! Spear by Triple H. Tag between Triple H and John Cena. Cena \ HHH hook up Edge, then hit a double suplex. Spinebuster by John Cena. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Edge and Big Show. John Cena connects with rights and lefts and Big Show is down! Show walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Show counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag to Chris Jericho. Jeri-Show hook up Cena, then hit a double suplex. Flying shoulder tackle by Jericho sends Cena CRASHING to the mat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Edge. Big piledriver on Cena. Powerbomb on Cena. Cena backdrops Edge out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of John Cena. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by John Cena connects and Edge is down! Shawn Michaels comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Edge turns around. Shawn Michaels spins Edge around. Shawn Michaels hits the Sweet Chin Music! HBK leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Cena defeats Edge.
Winner: Triple H and John Cena
Match Rating: ****

Match of the Day: Triple H and John Cena vs Chris Jericho, Edge, and Big Show​

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Nikki Bella lost!


Boooooooooooooooo!!!!


I thought all results were based on RPing?

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Nikki Bella lost!


Boooooooooooooooo!!!!


I thought all results were based on RPing?

Yeah they are based on it, but that was just a one off match...

 

[shantanu_rooney]

15th January, 2010

Matt Striker: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Friday night Smackdown. We are just couple weeks from this month's and this year's first PPV, the Royal Rumble. With me I have Jim Ross.
Jim Ross: Thanks Matt, yeah we have a great lineup of some great matches today including our triple threat tag team main event which include Batista and Rey Mysterio against the Brothers of Destruction and against Jeri-Show

Charlie Haas vs Drew McIntyre.
The Match: Big dropkick by Charlie Haas, who got a ton of air on the move. Charlie Haas hits a stalling suplex on McIntyre. Covers for a quick two count. Haas goes for a splash but McIntyre puts the knees up. Haas takes a back suplex. Flying shoulder tackle by McIntyre sends Haas CRASHING to the mat. There's a two count on the pin. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by McIntyre who held onto that one for ages. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! BAAACK Body drop by Haas gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Drew McIntyre gets taken down out of nowhere! Vicious back suplex! Drew McIntyre got nailed big time! Hooks the leg for a two count. Front legsweep slam aka The Stroke by Charlie Haas. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. A Gut buster connects on McIntyre and hits hard. Charlie Haas snap suplexes McIntyre. McIntyre reverses a waistlock. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by McIntyre. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Haas! Drew McIntyre moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Scot Drop. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: Drew McIntyre
Match rating: **

Segment Two
Michelle McCool and Beth Phoenix vs Maria Kanellis and Mickie James.
Match Background: Maria Kanellis is the reigning WWE Women's champion, and has been since 08 January 2010.
The Match: Michelle McCool uses an armbreaker to take Mickie down and applies an armbar. There's no quit in Mickie yet though. Michelle McCool scores with a face jam on Mickie James. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Michelle McCool and Beth Phoenix. Phoenix \ Michelle whip Mickie into the corner. Beth Phoenix whips Michelle McCool in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Bodyslam by Phoenix. Covers for a quick two count. STIFF~! chop lights up Mickie who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Mickie counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Flying knee to the face from Mickie James. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Mickie tags out to Maria Kanellis. Beth Phoenix takes a knee lift from Maria. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Badly executed second rope splash by Maria. Beth Phoenix pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tag to Michelle McCool. Michelle McCool hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Flapjack from Michelle on Maria. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Michelle McCool hits Maria. Michelle McCool gets taken down out of nowhere! Maria Kanellis hits a shitty missile dropkick on Michelle. Michelle McCool is in trouble. Here it comes - Marialistic. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: Maria and Mickie James
Match Rating: *1/2

Segment Three
R-Truth vs Slam Master J vs Eric Escobar.
Match Background: This will be a triangle bout.
The Match: Escobar suplexes R-Truth to the canvas and picks the opponent back up again. Escobar takes down Slam Master J and begins wailing away with some weak punches. R-Truth counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Slam Master J hits a shitty missile dropkick on R-Truth. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Slam Master J walks into a chop to the pecs. Ouchy. Master J flips out of a Eric Escobar bodyslam attempt. R-Truth scoops up Escobar. Master J bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Back heel kick off the second rope, Escobar goes down. Master J hits a quick kick on R-Truth. Slam Master J misses a clothesline. R-Truth hits a dropkick on Eric Escobar and gets right back up. Eric Escobar can barely stand. Axe Kick! 1....2....3.
Winner: R-Truth
Match Rating: **

Segment Four
Tyson Kidd vs JTG.
The Match: JTG strikes Kidd. Kidd receives some punishment by JTG but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Big kick from JTG staggers Kidd but that's about it. Flying elbow from JTG, grazing the target slightly. Kidd blocks a kick from JTG. Tyson Kidd hits a rolling kick on JTG. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. JTG takes a NICE hurrancarana from Tyson Kidd. Covers for a quick two count. JTG blocks a punch. Weak bodyslam by JTG. There's a two count on the pin. JTG scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Kidd blocks a punch. Tyson Kidd kicks the leg, knocks JTG down, and goes to work on it. JTG counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kidd gets splashed in the corner. JTG stuns Tyson Kidd. Diving Leg Lariat!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. David Hart Smith comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! DH Smith hits JTG with a chair to the back! JTG goes down to the canvas, hurt.
Winner: JTG
Match Rating: **

Segment Five
John Morrison vs The Great Khali.
The Match: John Morrison connects with a back heel kick on Khali and gets back up quickly. Spinning back kick from John Morrison. John Morrison strikes Khali. Covers for a quick two count. John Morrison hits a rolling kick on Khali. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Covers for a quick two count. Khali kicks John Morrison in the gut to reverse the momentum. The Great Khali hits a right hand on John Morrison and follows it up with a couple more. Hooks the leg for a two count. Weak bodyslam by Khali. The Great Khali misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Vicious kick to the teeth from John Morrison. The Great Khali can barely stand. Moonlight Drive!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: John Morrison
Match Rating: *1/2

Segment Six
Chris Jericho is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this and you should too! He wanted to rip into Batista. Not literally, of course. That would just be nasty. Instead, this was a good way to build up to an eventual match.

Segment Seven
Matt Hardy vs Dolph Ziggler.
The Match: Dolph Ziggler just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from M. Hardy. Flying shoulder tackle by M. Hardy sends Ziggler CRASHING to the mat. There's a two count on the pin. Dolph Ziggler comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Ziggler drives a thrust kick into the chest of M. Hardy. M. Hardy gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Ziggler! Ziggler drives a thrust kick into the chest of M. Hardy. Dolph Ziggler misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Vicious back suplex! Dolph Ziggler got nailed big time! Matt Hardy moves in for the kill. Twist Of Fate!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: Matt Hardy
Match Rating: ***3/4

Segment Eight
Rey Mysterio is backstage, talking to an unidentified person on a cell phone. We hear him tell them to be ready, as something is going to happen soon.

Segment Nine
Batista and Mysterio vs Brothers Of Destruction vs Jeri-Show.
Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. Batista and Mysterio used to be a regular team, but have been inactive for a while. Whether this match will lead to a reformation as an active unit remains to be seen. Batista is the reigning World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 20 December 2009. Rey Mysterio is the reigning WWE Intercontinental champion, and has been since 20 December 2009.
The Match: Flying shoulder tackle by Undertaker sends Show CRASHING to the mat. Undertaker connects with rights and lefts and Big Show is down! Tag between Undertaker and Kane. Flying shoulder tackle by Kane sends Show CRASHING to the mat. Full nelson slam on Show. Tag to Undertaker. Brothers Of Destruction whip Show into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Pin, but Show is out just before the three count. Show tags out to Chris Jericho. Undertaker takes a butterfly suplex from Jericho. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Batista. Batista connects with rights and lefts and Chris Jericho is down! Tag to Kane. Full nelson slam on Kane. Batista tags out to Rey Mysterio. Vicious kick to the teeth from Rey Mysterio. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Tag to Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho hits some punches. How generic. Kane pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Nice piledriver on Jericho. Cover gets three for Kane, Jericho got pinned. Mysterio gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Kane slams Rey Mysterio down and motions to the crowd. Kane tags out to Undertaker. Undertaker scores with a big spinebuster. Undertaker gets taken down out of nowhere! Tag between Rey Mysterio and Batista. Spear by Batista. Batista moves in for the kill. Batista Bomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: Batista and Rey Mysterip
Match Rating: ***3/4

Segment Ten
Batista and Mysterio are in the ring they have a handshake, and then they have a short celebration ceremony to mark their recent success.

Match of the Day: Batista and Mysterio vs Brothers Of Destruction vs Jeri-Show. ​