1st Test: England v Australia

[Ollie_H]

I don't like this new chest guard thing from the bowlers when they batt. They are bowlers they should just man up and take what they give!

 

[Fatal Shot]

Great job by Jimmy. He did what his team needed him to do. How long will Monty last? 3 balls is my guess.

 

[w3lshrugby]

Well done Jimmy. Come on Monty get a 10+ now

 

[evertonfan]

Monty you need double figures; don't let the team down.

 

[King Pietersen]

I obviously realise that we're still gonna somehow lose the Test because we're England, but it's funny seeing how quiet it's gone on the crim front atm.

Batted James son. I have to say though, Peter Siddle is one very ugly gentlemen. It's a good job he's a good cricketer or he'd probably never get any.

:laugh ROFL. You're on form this morning Matthew. That's 2 funnys in a row. KUTGW!

Panesar better get himself to double figures, he's got to contribute something to the game.

 

[RoboRocks]

Shame, Jimmy should have just taken a single with the men back. Good innings from him though.

 

[Howsie]

The guy has one thing Bell and wannabes don't have: he converts his 50s. But yeah shouldn't be 3 at the moment. But you never know. He tends to start badly. Got him. Good innings.

Atm he is way too loose for a number three batsmen.

 

[King Pietersen]

Shot Monty. What a guy. Is possibly the scariest looking man in cricket, think it's the eyes mixed with the beard. Very rapey.

 

[evertonfan]

Come on Monty 7 more!!

This has to be the most topsy-turvey disjointed batting performance i've ever seem btw.

Dan, If Monty get's double figures and a 20'fer he could rape me all day long.

 

[Fatal Shot]

Bopara has soo much talent. He just needs a little more experience at International Level.

 

[Howsie]

What a shot from Monty to get off the mark. He is looking very solid out there.

 

[Fatal Shot]

Nice defense Monty!

 

[Ollie_H]

England can officially bat down to 11

 

[MattW]

Dan, If Monty get's double figures and a 20'fer he could rape me all day long.

I'm sure that gives him all the motivation he needs.

 

[evertonfan]

If England get 5 more runs this morning then their tail will have scored more runs in 15 overs than the top 5 managed in the entire morning session yesterday...

Just proves my point that the top 7 are all nightwatchmen for our awesome tail.