The PlanetCricket Battrick Sledging Thread

7 BT20 matches!! Holy crap, that's really going to give my team a fitness hit! Out of my 7 bowling options, 2 of them have Abysmal stamina and one has Worthless! So this is going to be tricky...
I'll probably have to TIE and throw whichever games I can't win, and then GFI those which I can win.

And you can ask me all you want, I will not reveal my secrets! :p
 
It'll be a right laugh!

Thankfully I played my play-off on TIE so now my fitness is "fair" and theres a good chance I will get through too, so long as I make one upset like last time out.
 
7 TIEs for me, as it's just too easy. I know I'll finish top of my 2020 group. Not sure it'll be necessary though as I'll be at Superb fitness soon....
 
Just so everyone knows, Palab Tigers have forfeited their match.

That's correct. I intend to preserve Eli's PFL for the 20/20s.
 
I've got two tough games and a no winner against a Div I team, plus a match against Wilwil's Kloof XI. I think I might be able to sneak through....
 
I got screwed over with the new seedings. No hope of make the top 2 and probably won't even make the top 4.
 
Yep, same and I got screwed. I now have a div 2 team, and 2 div IV teams. It's going to be impossible for me to win those matches so I'm TIEing those matches.
 
I thought I got screwed initially, but I'll be disappointed if I don't win 6 matches. Much better than the last one.

Am up against the best Div 5 team I've ever seen, though
Code:
Wielders
Top Order: 	wonderful
Middle Order: 	respectable
Lower Order:  	abysmal
Seam Bowling: 	quality
Spin Bowling: 	exceptional
Fielding: 	woeful
 
My knew group is going to be fairly competitive. I have 2 Div IV teams, and the rest are about the same as my team but in Div V, will be pretty hit and miss, but I think I will finish 3rd........ again.
 
Oh yea forgot to mention that I have one of Brett Lee league guys in A.Bichel's 11 in my 20/20 comp. His team looks dam good.
 
Code:
03/09/2007 (BT20)	HuntingTigers v prerna [Add to MultiView]  	Orders
04/09/2007 (BT20)	Pelpal v HuntingTigers [Add to MultiView] 	Orders
05/09/2007 (BT20)	HuntingTigers v East Bengal [Add to MultiView] 	Orders
06/09/2007 (BT20)	bachii v HuntingTigers [Add to MultiView] 	Orders
07/09/2007 (BT20)	HuntingTigers v voodoindia [Add to MultiView] 	Orders
10/09/2007 (BT20)	HuntingTigers v PunjabXI 	Orders
11/09/2007 (BT20)	Something Special v HuntingTigers

Wow.. Next week is almost fully occupied with Twenty20 matches.. I wonder how the PFL's are going to be at the end of 11th. ;)

My Opponents,

Code:
[B][U]bachii[/U][/B]
Top Order:  	worthless  	
Middle Order: 	woeful 
Lower Order: 	abysmal 	
Seam Bowling: 	feeble 	
Spin Bowling: 	abysmal 	
Fielding: 	feeble

Code:
[B][U]East Bengal[/U][/B]

Top Order:  	  	woeful
Middle Order: 	 	woeful
Lower Order: 	 	worthless
Seam Bowling: 	 	feeble
Spin Bowling: 	 	feeble
Fielding: 	woeful

Code:
  	[B][U]Pelpal [/U][/B] 	

Top Order: 	mediocre 	
Middle Order: 	[COLOR="Red"][B]mediocre 	[/B][/COLOR]
Lower Order: 	abysmal 	
Seam Bowling: 	[COLOR="Red"][B]competent[/B][/COLOR] 	
Spin Bowling: 	[COLOR="Red"][B]competent[/B][/COLOR] 	
Fielding: 	woeful

Code:
	[B][U]prerna 	[/U][/B]

Top Order: 	[COLOR="Red"][B]remarkable [/B][/COLOR]	
Middle Order: 	[COLOR="Red"][B]respectable[/B][/COLOR] 	
Lower Order: 	worthless 	
Seam Bowling: 	[COLOR="Red"][B]competent 	[/B][/COLOR]
Spin Bowling: 	feeble 	
Fielding: 	woeful

Code:
[B][U] PunjabXI [/U][/B] 	

Top Order: 	woeful 	
Middle Order: 	abysmal 	
Lower Order: 	worthless 	
Seam Bowling: 	woeful 	
Spin Bowling: 	useless 	
Fielding: 	woeful

Code:
[B][U]Something Special[/U][/B]

Top Order: 		[COLOR="Red"][B]proficient[/B][/COLOR]
Middle Order: 	 	[COLOR="Red"][B]proficient[/B][/COLOR]
Lower Order: 	 	worthless
Seam Bowling: 	 	[COLOR="Red"][B]proficient[/B][/COLOR]
Spin Bowling: 	 	useless
Fielding: 	 	woeful

Code:
[B][U]
 voodoindia  [/U][/B]
	
Top Order: 	abysmal 	
Middle Order: 	abysmal 	
Lower Order: 	worthless 	
Seam Bowling: 	abysmal 	
Spin Bowling: 	woeful 
Fielding: 	woeful


hmmm.. With three teams looking stronger, this is going to be a tough week for my team... Lets see how HuntingTigers handle it. :)
 
What do you guys think of my new team logo. Because I'm gonna be changing my team name.

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4475/aussiebombersnf0.jpg

Dave Stanley (1438936)


RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, changeable
A destructive player with abysmal leadership skills and abysmal experience.

Plays For: Gillys Demolition Team
Nationality: Australia
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 1,783
Wages: £380 p/w
Stamina: abysmal Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: worthless
Bowling: mediocre Consistency: feeble
Fielding: feeble

0ITS. Up for nothing.
 
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What do you guys think of my new team logo. Because I'm gonna be changing my team name.
You have membership :eek:

I thought I got screwed initially, but I'll be disappointed if I don't win 6 matches. Much better than the last one.

Am up against the best Div 5 team I've ever seen, though
Code:
Wielders
Top Order: 	wonderful
Middle Order: 	respectable
Lower Order:  	abysmal
Seam Bowling: 	quality
Spin Bowling: 	exceptional
Fielding: 	woeful


Definetly a farm team. I would get compeltely owned by him. Most teams on here would get owned actually.
 

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