My latest BT press release to coincide with my team name change to "Tom Jones Enthusiasts" and the ground to "Delilah's sticky wicket"
Latest Press Release.
Big changes at erm, what's the new name? Really? Can't be, surely? (31/05/2009)
The sex bomb, ste_mc_efc has made some silly statements regarding the recent changes at this Lancashire club, which will surely have fans and opposing managers alike questioning his sanity.
He opened by telling the female reporter (yes she is a lady) to come inside the club's reception area as "baby, it's cold outside". When asked why the changes had been made he explained that "it's not unusual for a club to change its name; we'll still be playing on the green green grass of home"
All credit to the reporter, who asked "What else is new, pussycat?" Not to be upstaged the manager responded, "Love me tonight, so I don't have to use these hands"
The legal team then escorted him from the building saying "you just can't help yourself, can you?"
I have sold the ageing Jake Raven for just under two million, and brought in 3 bowling trainees in.
A bit short on useable bowlers in the leagues so PF will be a big issues this season, but if I waited any longer Raven would barely sell.
3 new trainees.
Toby Royle (2277638) shortcut
Toby is a RH Batsman and RFM Bowler. He is an attacking player with woeful leadership skills and woeful experience.
He currently has proficient batting form, mediocre bowling form and sublime fitness.
Plays For: Tom Jones Enthusiasts
Nationality: Australia
Age: 19 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 12,554 (+322)
Wages: ?3,339 p/w
Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: worthless
Bowling: superb Consistency: respectable
Fielding: mediocre
1.6million. 6th/7th choice bowler this season.
Pat Wonnacott (2551663) shortcut
Pat is a RH Batsman and RFM Bowler. He is a cautious player with respectable leadership skills and worthless experience.
He currently has respectable batting form, respectable bowling form and lively fitness.
Plays For: Tom Jones Enthusiasts
Nationality: England
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 3,516
Wages: ?578 p/w
Stamina: mediocre Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: worthless
Bowling: competent Consistency: mediocre
Fielding: worthless
17k
Phillip Leabua (2550674) shortcut
Phillip is a RH Batsman and RFM Bowler. He is a cautious player with superb leadership skills and abysmal experience.
He currently has respectable batting form, respectable bowling form and invigorated fitness.
Plays For: Tom Jones Enthusiasts
Nationality: England
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 3,558
Wages: ?638 p/w
Stamina: mediocre Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: mediocre Concentration: worthless
Bowling: competent Consistency: abysmal
Fielding: abysmal
1k.
I'll sell Potter at the end of next season to give me about 5-6 million to spend on a front line bowler. Royle and maclagan will be in the regions of quality, so can share 6th bowler duties. Harbin and pollock to lose their nets after the next pop for stamina/fielding on the new guys.
