The PlanetCricket Battrick Sledging Thread

[ste_mc_efc]

Have just asserted my pc dominance in competitive games, even if briggsey doesn't come on pc any more!

And that's the end of the match. Tom Jones Enthusiasts won by 6 wickets.
Briggs Bullets 255-4
Tom Jones Enthusiasts 256-4

 

[Hooper]

Don't you love it when your cautious batsman slogs 129 from 129 balls in an FC match. :laugh

 

[Highlander999]

I reckon this chant could be a bit of a tongue twister

71.5 4 Manders to Trott Zu Solz
The crowd are chanting "Trott Zu Solz's barmy army" as the batsman bludgeons that perfectly decent delivery from Manders to the long off boundary.

 

[aussie1st]

The great one has become a Chinaman bowler

23. Glen Sawyer (1274299) shortcut

Glen is a defensive LH Batsman, and a defensive LH wrist spin Bowler. He has superb leadership skills and wonderful experience.

Managed to get a wrist spinner to train up so didn't need to waste it on him.

 

[surendar]

I am getting nice beatings in Division 2 in ODIs I curse myself for getting the promotion.

 

[Highlander999]

I'm having the same problems in Div IV of FC I need another batsman of Chav's ability

 

[ste_mc_efc]

I'm still unbeaten this season.

Although I have had 2 draws and a TIE.

 

[aussie1st]

Cup opponent:
West Eagles CC
Top Order: miraculous
Middle Order: quality
Lower Order: worthless
Seam Bowling: exceptional
Spin Bowling: useless
Fielding: mediocre

Going to be a tough one, have a tough one on Friday as well.

 

[Highlander999]

I can relate to your pain

mighty foxes

Top Order: phenomenal
Middle Order: remarkable
Lower Order: abysmal
Seam Bowling: exquisite
Spin Bowling: wonderful
Fielding: competent

 

[Funknath]

Now you will feel my pain of facing tough opponents

 

[voldemort]

Signal Iduna Warriors
Top Order: competent
Middle Order: competent
Lower Order: abysmal
Seam Bowling: competent
Spin Bowling: proficient
Fielding: feeble

My cup opponent :happy

 

[Highlander999]

Swap?

 

[voldemort]

nah... dont like your opponent

 

[aussie1st]

My new stadium is a go:

Capacity: 47000
Standing Room: 21150
Uncovered Seats: 18800
Covered Seats: 5170
Members Seats: 1880

 

[Ollie_H]

Think I'm gonna be promoting in all 3 formats this year, spent long enough building up my side and accumulating money. Now got a strongish side to be in the next divisions up, and just playing bots is getting boring!

Got money going into ITS. Just waiting for my batsmen to pop up to remarkable and such.