1st Test: England v Australia

[ajdude]

SHOT MONTY!

Time for the chant, boys.

MUDHSUDEN MUDHSUDEN MUDHSUDEN MUDHSUDEN MUDHSUDEN

I want Horry to get the last wicket, he deserves it. What's his best haul in a FC match?

 

[iridescentt]

Monty must be crapping bricks by now.

 

[mattfb]

Geez Monty is a drama queen. He plays about 5 shots in one with his foot movement after he hits the ball.

 

[ajdude]

Best leave/duck by any of the English batsman, kept his eye on the ball. Has a very large scrotum.

 

[mattfb]

"It's hit and run right?"

 

[evertonfan]

Batted Collingwood. He's got more bottle than the entire England team combined.

 

[TruSachFan]

Monty wont survive against Hauritz. Australia will win this in the next over.

 

[ajdude]

Batted Collingwood. He's got more bottle than the entire England team combined.

Another recipient of a large scrotum, that was an amazing innings, pity for you guys that he didn't have the partners bar Swann.

 

[OnlyClarkey]

Does anyone have any spare nails to bite? :/

 

[evertonfan]

It's a pity for us that the best batsmen in our team is an utter nob who has no regard for his wicket or for the team whatsoever.

 

[mattfb]

Haddin I love you. Saved us from batting.

 

[jordox]

I reckon Australia will have to bat here.

 

[ajdude]

*insert long expletive*

We're batting again...if we get them out....

 

[OnlyClarkey]

Aussies have to bat again!

 

[evertonfan]

Well at least it won't be an innings victory.