1st Test: England v Australia

[mattfb]

what happened simon jones.No news about him after ashes 2005.

Him and his bitch were looking pretty in the stands earlier.

 

[ajdude]

Wow, your like Jesus or something. Please enlighten me - Will Katman average 300 this series?

No...but...

SEVEN ASHES TONS FOR PHILLIP HUGHES

EDIT: wtf am I talking about, of course Katman will, because he (if you can make him out) is in my avatar.

 

[mattfb]

No...but...

SEVEN ASHES TONS FOR PHILLIP HUGHES

That would be the most epic sh1t to ever go down.

Katich averaging 300 and Hughesy getting 7 tons... How many times are we gonna be declaring 0/600?

 

[jordox]

Bring on Siddle.

 

[ajdude]

That would be the most epic sh1t to ever go down.

Katich averaging 300 and Hughesy getting 7 tons... How many times are we gonna be declaring 0/600?

Pfft, no need to declare, those 600 runs will be made after one day. :

Also ████, Anderson's never made a test duck, he's made 0* 11 times in his 48 innings...

 

[surendar]

It's a batman's wicket and the Aussie attack is poor.

If this Aussie attack is poor & then England bowling attack is worst? Their bowled was leaded by their captain in a horrific way! Swann batting was impressive & If Swann can do it, I don't understand what other batsmen were doing.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Collyflower, Freddie, KP and Swanny can stay. Maybe Jimmy A as well. Time to dump the rest of the lot...

 

[barmyarmy]

Bottling it as usual.
If Aus weren't an innings ahead this would be a really exciting match.

 

[mattfb]

Pfft, no need to declare, those 600 runs will be made after one day. :

Also ████, Anderson's never made a test duck, he's made 0* 11 times in his 48 innings...

The first sentence is fantastic and I couldn't agree more.

The second sentence shits me.

Come on Haury!!! Your the match winner son!

Edit: At least Jimmy is off 0 now...

 

[Mercules]

Jimmy continues his run

 

[evertonfan]

Lol at the Aussies being a bit pessimistic now. There's 17 overs left to take 2 wickets and we're England. That's as nailed on a victory as your ever likely to get.

 

[ajdude]

Oh yeah, definite bat to that one... :

SPIKE THEIR DRINKS, COME ON ANDREW MCDONALD, SNEAK OVER TO THE ENGLAND CAMP AND TAKE A PISS IN THEM OR SOMETHING

 

[mattfb]

Lol at the Aussies being a bit pessimistic now. There's 17 overs left to take 2 wickets and we're England. That's as nailed on a victory as your ever likely to get.

Hmm, and we have Mitch too you have to remember. He could pitch it off the pitch and it'll hit a bottle and come back in and take out middle stump.

Feelin Blue? added 0 Minutes and 53 Seconds later...

Oh yeah, definite bat to that one... :

SPIKE THEIR DRINKS, COME ON ANDREW MCDONALD, SNEAK OVER TO THE ENGLAND CAMP AND TAKE A PISS IN THEM OR SOMETHING

Yeah that's something he'll be useful for. He won't do much else this series.

 

[ajdude]

I feel the need to start a chant here, we shall chant Monty Panesar's maiden name (haha) of Mudhsuden. I feel a curse lies in that name.

MUDHSUDEN MUDHSUDEN MUDHSUDEN MUDHSUDEN MUDHSUDEN

ahaha I have it worked out, near run-out chance, unfortunately Australia's specialist fielder couldn't capitalise.

I'm just gonna blame everything ████ this series on Stuart MacGill, ever since I saw his big ****in head I knew ████ would happen.

 

[mattfb]

^^ Lol you watching on SBS?