I'm guessing you can't add "English degree" to that list of achievements what with an incorrect usage of "payed" and a superfluous apostrophisation of "lots" (not to mention the random capitalisation of "Cats".
To be honest I thought you were younger based on your grammar etc but I guess being Australian would also explain it.
I am amazed the mighty Barmy would pick on me for my bad grammar and spelling, ok now I remember 5 zero hahahahahah.