The PlanetCricket Battrick Sledging Thread

[FreddieFan]

My new bastman;s going to debut tomorrow in the Shield against Casino 36:

Jason Speare - 19 yo, BT Rating=10,989
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, sublime
A steady player with woeful leadership skills and woeful experience.
Stamina: mediocre Wicket Keeping: woeful
Batting: proficient Concentration: proficient
Bowling: abysmal Consistency: mediocre
Fielding: abysmal

Its going to be a tough match, playing on a dusty pitch with 2 spinners to try and stop his pace attack. Fieldwick and Purse both scored their first 100s on Friday, so here's hoping for a repeat!

 

[Briggsey]

Pak_cricketer hasn't accepted the challenge yet!!! How close is this to a shock defeat!!

Briggs, I really am looking forward to tomorrow's game. I keep fiddling with my orders every half hour! Can't wait.

Lol I set my orders on Thursday and havent touched them since!

Oh and by the way, im selling Mr Mcdonagh, he failed again on Friday so im going to use the 17 year old West Indian batsman I recently purchased from next season.

Ben Mcdonagh (383636)
RH Batsman, RF Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, sublime
An attacking player with proficient leadership skills and worthless experience.

Plays For: Briggs XI
Nationality: England
Age: 20 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 6,240
Wages: ?789 p/w (?863)

Stamina: woeful Wicket Keeping: abysmal
Batting: respectable Concentration: abysmal
Bowling: woeful Consistency: competent
Fielding: woeful

Has the potential to become quite a player if you have patience to train him and put up with some shoddy performances

 

[The Spin]

I think your match is the highlight of the shield games tommorrow

My match against Borncricketers XI should be good. Im in good form after winning yesterday in the league. Could be close

And the favourites of the League could go out by default! If he accepts soon he can play. Id say give him until 9.30pm GMT

 

[Adarsh]

So, have the Bushwackers won?

LOL, I guess we can get some good VCash by betting for The Falcons' game. It's still open and it looks like there won't be a game, so vote for the Bushwackers!

 

[Briggsey]

Well im going out shortly, but if it hasnt been accepted when I get back, then The Bushwackers are through.

 

[The Spin]

I have closed the vBookie event for this game as people could still bet once Falcons forfeit is confirmed (if it happens)

Briggs, should i stick with the 9.30 cut off?

 

[Briggsey]

I have closed the vBookie event for this game as people could still bet once Falcons forfeit is confirmed (if it happens)

Briggs, should i stick with the 9.30 cut off?

Yes, as a matter of fact, would you check at 9:30 as I wont be here, if it hasnt been accepted by then, Bushwackers win on forfitt.

 

[The Spin]

Will do Briggs!

Ive edited the poll to only include the remaining teams

 

[The Spin]

The Planetcricket Battrick League Final

Cricket Geniuses

v

Bushwackers

Semi Final Result
Bushwackers defeat The Falcons by 10 wickets
Cricket Geniuses defeat Briggs XI by 24 runs

 

[embi]

Shouldn't it be Bushwackers win by walkover?

 

[Adarsh]

1 hour and 27 minutes left for the big semi-final!

And Briggs, many people in your team have very low fitness. How do you manage to do that?

 

[Adarsh]

I am through to the final!!
And that's the end of the match. Cricket Geniuses won by 24 runs.
Cricket Geniuses 318-2
Briggs XI 294-10

 

[The Spin]

Congratulations to the Cricket Geniuses and Bushwackers for making it to the final!

 

[Briggsey]

I have just seen the result now, full credit to Adi, he did to me what I usually do to other teams! But no complaints or excuses, I have been beaten fair and square and I hope I have been beaten by the eventual winners of the tournament!

Good game mate, hope we meet again very soon!

 

[zainawan89]

have just seen the result now, full credit to Adi, he did to me what I usually do to other teams! But no complaints or excuses, I have been beaten fair and square and I hope I have been beaten by the eventual winners of the tournament!

Good game mate, hope we meet again very soon!

A great game. man

have just seen the result now, full credit to Adi, he did to me what I usually do to other teams! But no complaints or excuses, I have been beaten fair and square and I hope I have been beaten by the eventual winners of the tournament!

Good game mate, hope we meet again very soon!

A great game.